I got this idea from another website, which explained the many silly ways you can make your Mac talk using the say command. After a lot of trial and error one evening after work,* I came up with this tribute to a certain “Japanese” song.
say -v 'Zarvox' dohmo ari got toe, mister roh bot oh. dohmo. dohmo.
Try it out, or one of the other voices. I found the Zarvox voice to be the closest to what I remember the song to be.** Of course, I haven’t heard the song since maybe 2000, so my memory is a bit rusty. 
Also if you try to make it ’say’ the actual lyrics, it doesn’t sound correct, hence I had to keep trying until approximated them this closely. Like I said, pseudo-bachelor life is boring. :p
Namu Amida Butsu
* – Being a pseudo-bachelor sure is boring.
** – The ‘trinoids’ voice wasn’t too bad either.
This blog is the reflection of my efforts to explore fatherhood, Buddhism and my love of Japanese culture. Anything useful I can pass along makes the Internet hopefully a better place.
Oh, I don’t have a Mac. But hubby, who is standing over my shoulder right now, is singing the song happily. I think he really approves of your post.
Ha ha ha, good man.